some things to share

okay la.. today heard some sick jokes aft shc, when everyone has left.. so share wif u guys lor

1) there was a girl who had this bad habit of taking off her boyfriend's pants and throwing it out the window. then there was a day when the girl could not resist it, so they went to a hotel and she took his pants off and threw it out the window. then the guy thought: die la.. liddat how to go home? so at night he went out, covering his p****. a bus was then approaching, so he went to the pavement and pretended to be a statue. then 3 virgins (they are super innocent) got off the bus and saw him. they checked it out and said there's smt sticking out of the statue. the first virgin went to shake the p**** and nothing happened. the second virgin did the same thing and nothing happened as well. the third virgin also shake it. smt came out and she said: "it's a soap dispenser!"

2) there was a worm and p**** talking to each other.
the worm say: 'my owner very bad. he make mii swim in the mud'
the p**** say: 'mine is the worst. my owner makes mii wear a plastic bag over my head, make mii do push-ups wuntil i vomit.'

3) there were these 3 friends who got very drunk. so they all sleep tgt (in a row). then the guy on the right side said: 'i dreamt that someone was giving mii a handjob.' the man on the left side dreamt the same thing. then the third guy said: 'i dreamt that i was skiing.' (it has a link..)

4) there was a queen. she went to the hospital. she went around the hospital with a nurse to do a check. then she saw this patient m********ing. the queen asks why he is doing that. then the nurse said: his balls has too many sprems, he needs to do that 5 times a day or else his balls will explode. they then continued their check. this time the queen saw another nurse sucking that patient's p****. the queen asks why again. the nurse accompanying her said: 'this patient has the same problem, but he has better health services.'

5) there was a guy who had a double decker bed. his younger brother sleeps on the lower bed, while he sleeps n the upper deck. the guys want to bring his girlfriend to his house to do some hanky-panky things. but they could not make any sound as his brother is sleeping on the lower deck. so if the girlfriend wants it harder, she will say 'tomato', and if she wants it deeper, she will say 'cabbage'. so the girl keep saying "tomato, cabbage, tomato, cabbage" then the next day the younger brother tell the older brother: 'next time u want to make sandwiches, go to the kitchen. u squirt all the mayonaise on mii.'

6) there was a king who wanted to stop his queen from fooling around. so he put a very tiny mouse trap in her v*****. but the queen doesnt know and she go fool around with 3 knights. the when the king found out, he questioned the 3 knights. the first knight cant talk, his tongue was cut off. the second knight' finger was cut off. the third knight had become a eunuch.


credits to Ang Kai Lin for telling mii the jokes!!! thx!

Very Funny

Go listen to this... quite funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q73WKxiOSKQ

funny siah...

hi guys.

the bois of dandy are up to smt big!!! shall not tell first.

well found this channel called qjrulez on youtube. they sing along to chinese songs. go listen! even though it was meant to be serious. but they sing off pitch, out of tempo etc.. it's their actual singing.. they are not trying to be funny... i bet i can sing better than them by 100 times!!! haha especially listen to 給我一首歌的時間 and 小酒窝. damn funny

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